Did you ever 

                                           see a hummingbird

                                             Try and flirt with a hedgehog?

                                                  It is an odd sight indeed!

                                                    First a hedgehog is walking along

                                                             Minding its own business

                                                               Then a hummingbird swoops in!

                                                                Wings beating one hundred miles an hour

                                                                                 And examines the situation.

                                                                              Upon deciding that the situation

                                                                                          Looks sweet enough

                                                                                      It begins to poke the hedgehog

                                                                                         With its long pointy beak!

                                                                                                     Then the hedgehog

                                                                                     Not knowing what else to do

                                                                                       Curls up in a ball, spikes up

                                                                                              Even though it knows

                                                                                          The hummingbird advances

                                                                                                     Are not threatening

                                                                                                    But merely annoying.

                                                                                             The hummingbird hopes

                                                                                          To tickle the hedgehog

                                                                                          Between its quills

                                                                                     Until in a fit of giggles

                                                                           The hedgehog rolls on its back

                                                                          Legs kicking in the air

                                                                   So the hummingbird can

                                                                  Fan cool air around

                                                             The hedgehog with its

                                                         Very tiny wings                                                                   

                                                        Letting it relax

                                                       Defenses down.

                                                       But the question

                                                        Remains still

                                                         What kind

                                                           Of Bird

                                                          Flirts With

                                                           A hedge-

                                                             Hog?

                                                            Just a

                                                      Hummingbird

                                                   That is delightfully

                                                      Kind of crazy

                                                       And Strange